Making dinner this evening, V gets momentarily distracted and returns to find he has mislaid the can opener...
V: Where is it? *Flaps about a bit*...What have I done with it? *Flaps a bit more*... Have you seen it?
V: Where the heck have I put it? *Rummages through the cutlery drawer* Ah-ha!
V: I put it back in the drawer
Me: Heck, no wonder you didn't know where it was
V: It's only funny when I say things like that